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A boss is like a diaper. Always on your ass and constantly full of crap.  
A boss is like a diaper. Always on your ass and constantly full of crap.
It  
It's Been Monday All Week
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door  
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door
Meetings: Where minutes are kept and hours are lost  
Meetings: Where minutes are kept and hours are lost
A good day is when shit hits the fan and I have time to duck  
A good day is when shit hits the fan and I have time to duck
Monday is an Awful Way to Spend 1/7 of Your Week  
Monday is an Awful Way to Spend 1/7 of Your Week
Another Deadline, Another Miracle!  
Another Deadline, Another Miracle!
My goal is ... to be your worst nightmare  
My goal is ... to be your worst nightmare
Beat the 5 o  
Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!
My job drives me to drink. If it wasn  
My job drives me to drink. If it wasn't for that, I'd QUIT!
Beat the evening rush hour, leave work at noon!  
Beat the evening rush hour, leave work at noon!
My job is secure No one else wants it  
My job is secure No one else wants it
Bosses are like diapers Full of shit and all over your ass!  
Bosses are like diapers Full of shit and all over your ass!
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day  
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day
BOZO FREE ZONE  
BOZO FREE ZONE
Never miss a good chance to shut up  
Never miss a good chance to shut up
Bozo Zone  
Bozo Zone
Never Question an Engineer? Never Question the Cook!  
Never Question an Engineer? Never Question the Cook!
Bush: Outsourcing Jobs Since 2000  
Bush: Outsourcing Jobs Since 2000
Never Question the Engineer  
Never Question the Engineer
Buy American The Job You Save May Be Your Own  
Buy American The Job You Save May Be Your Own
Never trust a smiling GM!  
Never trust a smiling GM!
Can I trade this job for what  
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
Never Underestimate the Power of Incompetence  
Never Underestimate the Power of Incompetence
Can  
Can't we all just get along?
No Matter How You Cut It, 1/7th of Your Life Will Be Lived on a Monday  
No Matter How You Cut It, 1/7th of Your Life Will Be Lived on a Monday
CORPORATE BULLSHITTER  
CORPORATE BULLSHITTER
No thanks I gave at the orifice  
No thanks I gave at the orifice
CORPORATE BULLSHITTER  
CORPORATE BULLSHITTER
Our Corporate Motto: We Strive to be Adequate  
Our Corporate Motto: We Strive to be Adequate
Corporate Vice Presidents: Proof That Stupidity is Not a Handicap  
Corporate Vice Presidents: Proof That Stupidity is Not a Handicap
PANIC  
PANIC
Disgruntled Employee of the Month  
Disgruntled Employee of the Month
PANIC NOW  
PANIC NOW
Do female math teachers wear algebras?  
Do female math teachers wear algebras?
Plumbers Need to Know: Shit runs downhill & Payday is Friday  
Plumbers Need to Know: Shit runs downhill & Payday is Friday
DO NOT RUSH ME I Get Paid By The Hour  
DO NOT RUSH ME I Get Paid By The Hour
public void WorkAtMicrosoft()  
public void WorkAtMicrosoft()
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?  
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
public void WorkAtMicrosoft() {throw new InvalidOperationException();}  
public void WorkAtMicrosoft() {throw new InvalidOperationException();}
Don  
Don't ya think hard work must've killed someone?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer  
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer
Don  
Don't You Think Hard Work Must Have Killed Someone?
Scientists Do it Repeatedly  
Scientists Do it Repeatedly
Every Day Feels Like Monday  
Every Day Feels Like Monday
Seek Out the Intelligentsia, Weed Out the Un-Intelligentsia  
Seek Out the Intelligentsia, Weed Out the Un-Intelligentsia
Farmers Feed the World  
Farmers Feed the World
Ski Now Work Later  
Ski Now Work Later
Hard work has a future payoff Laziness pays off now!  
Hard work has a future payoff Laziness pays off now!
Stupidity Prohibited  
Stupidity Prohibited
Hire teenagers while they still know everything!  
Hire teenagers while they still know everything!
T E N S I O N  
T E N S I O N
Hire the Handicapped... We  
Hire the Handicapped... We're fun to watch!
T E N S I O N  
T E N S I O N
I am not a bum My wife works!  
I am not a bum My wife works!
The beatings will continue until morale improves  
The beatings will continue until morale improves
I am not unemployed, I am a consultant!  
I am not unemployed, I am a consultant!
The Key to Power is Flexibility The Key to Flexibility is Indecision  
The Key to Power is Flexibility The Key to Flexibility is Indecision
I asked my Boss a Question All I Got Was 404 in Return  
I asked my Boss a Question All I Got Was 404 in Return
The Winner of the Rat Race Is Still a Rat  
The Winner of the Rat Race Is Still a Rat
I Computed At Microsoft And the Result Was Null  
I Computed At Microsoft And the Result Was Null
This isn  
This isn't an office It's Hell with fluorescent lighting
I don  
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work - I want to achieve it by not dying.
This place is nucking futs  
This place is nucking futs
I Need More Days On The Weekend  
I Need More Days On The Weekend
Time flies when you don  
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing
I Owe, I Owe So Off To Work I Go  
I Owe, I Owe So Off To Work I Go
To Err is Human. To Blame Someone Else Proves Management Potential.  
To Err is Human. To Blame Someone Else Proves Management Potential.
I pretend to work They pretend to pay me  
I pretend to work They pretend to pay me
WARNING ASSHOLES AHEAD  
WARNING ASSHOLES AHEAD
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks  
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks
WARNING ASSHOLES AHEAD  
WARNING ASSHOLES AHEAD
I Was Canned By Microsoft  
I Was Canned By Microsoft
WARNING FUCK UP AHEAD  
WARNING FUCK UP AHEAD
I  
I'm Allergic to Cubicles
Warning! Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear  
Warning! Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear
I  
I'm in no hurry I'm on my way to work
WARNING: AREA 51 Anything Entering This Area Will Never Be Seen Again  
WARNING: AREA 51 Anything Entering This Area Will Never Be Seen Again
I  
I'm Not Goofing Off I'm Impersonating Upper Management
Warning: This Vehicle Faster Than the Speed of Dark  
Warning: This Vehicle Faster Than the Speed of Dark
I  
I'm Smiling Because I Just Ate My Boss
We Do Three Kinds of Work: Good, Fast and Cheap ... You Can Have any Two -- and Only Two  
We Do Three Kinds of Work: Good, Fast and Cheap ... You Can Have any Two -- and Only Two
I  
I'm Stuck Here But My Head is Stuck on Weekend
Who needs this crap?  
Who needs this crap?
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport  
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport
Work Harder -- Millions of Welfare Recipients Depend On You  
Work Harder -- Millions of Welfare Recipients Depend On You
If it isn  
If it isn't broken Fix it until it is
Work is an interruption of my day!  
Work is an interruption of my day!
If it wasn  
If it wasn't for plumbers, you'd have no place to go
Work is for people who don  
Work is for people who don't have Internet access
If morons could fly, this place would be an airport  
If morons could fly, this place would be an airport
Work is for people who don  
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
If there is a tourist season, why can  
If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Work is for people who don  
Work is for people who don't know how to golf
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?  
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Work is for people who don  
Work is for people who don't surf the net!
If you  
If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem
You  
You're not the boss of me
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?  
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?

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